(( good night gang.  Enjoy your awakeness, I will enjoy my sleepingness. ))

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"Is that so?" Harrison drawls with a smug smile.  Oh ho ho.  Now he has Wayne right where he wants him.  

"So you don’t want to hear about my interesting conversation about a threesome today?  I should save that for after desert?"  His eyes sparkle mischievously as he lifts his glass and sips his wine as though it were the most casual thing in the world.   

[Wayne opens his mouth to retort right about the moment where what Harrison said actually sinks in, causing his super speed brain to grind to a halt for a moment, the abrupt switch to such a topic throwing him off completely. Once his thoughts reengage, he’s not sure what to think. Grasping at straws, he goes with the most likely explanation he can think of.] I didn’t know that Lady had broken up with War.

Harrison’s smile widens.  ”She hasn’t, at least not that I know of.  I wasn’t talking to Lady.”  He pauses to snag another shrimp and a piece of pepper on his chopsticks, enjoying Wayne’s flustered response.  ”I had a fascinating conversation with Tancred today.  Or Huginn as he’s better known.  I believe you two have met,” he drawled, raising an eyebrow.

[Lifting a brow, he impatiently waits for Harrison to swallow the bite of food and explain, only to frown instead at the answer. Tancred could be a flirty guy, so such a conversation isn’t especially surprising, but, to his knowledge Tancred was the type to flirt without wanting or needing to follow through.] Yeah, he and I have talked a few different times and he’s a pretty nice guy.

Harrison raised an eyebrow.  ”Pretty nice guy?”  He wrinkled his nose. That’s not exactly a ringing endorsement.  Then again this could just be his mate being well…. Wayne — a bit dense when it came to flirting and propositioning.    

"The kind of ‘pretty nice guy’ you’d want to have a threesome with?" he pressed.  "If you’re not interested, that’s fine.  Just let me know so I can let him down gently."

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xRP Entertaining the Idea

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"Kiss me," Harrison says.  His voice is rushed and breathy.  Taking the toy out so Wayne could scissor him would certainly work, but what he really wants right now is the distraction of Wayne’s lips.  

He reaches out with both blue arms and pulls his mate down for a deep passionate kiss.  The kind where his tongue rolls over Wayne’s with wild abandon before he tears his mouth away to nip his beloved’s neck, barely letting his mate moan before claiming Wayne’s mouth again.  

[A kiss? He can certainly do that. Wayne gladly allows himself to dragged down into his lover’s fierce kisses, almost getting distracted by the rough attention. It’s just a good thing that he hadn’t removed his hand or he’d have missed Harrison’s body relaxing. As it is, he matches his fiance’s  kisses as best he can while just letting the weight of his hand press the toy is as much as Harrison’s body will allow as it allows it.]

And ohhhh that it is just the thing.  The thickest bead slips past Harrison’s taut ring of muscles and the blue man stops mid kiss to arch his back and moan.  The rest of the toy fills him with ease and he has to try his best to catch his breath.  The thick ridged beads are already rubbing up against his prostate and the connecting strap is teasing his taint.  It’s a new and fascinating sensation!

"Yessss ," Harrison sighs happily, his eyes half-lidded.  He presses his body to Wayne’s, positioning one of his knees deliberately caress his mate’s erection.  "Mmmm so sexy," he purrs, reaching for Wayne’s hard on.  

[Relaxing some as the plug finally slips into place, Wayne gives Harrison the chance to adjust and opts to busy himself with leaving marks that most business suit collars won’t hide on his lover’s neck. He nibbles and sucks at the thin column of Harrison’s neck while his mate squirms and moans beautifully.]

[He groans low and grinds back into the other’s leg, thoroughly having been turned on by all of this and loving any sort of contact right about now.] Was it what you were hoping for?

"Yes, yes baby," Harrison moans, loving Wayne’s attention on his sensitive slender neck.  His grip tightens on Wayne’s cock as he pulls back his foreskin, wanting more contact, more of his mate’s thick dick in his hand, more of those groans he loves to hear.   He fumbles a little in stroking his mate, but that’s to be expected with the distraction of all these new and intense erotic sensations from his new toy!   

"D-do you want me to take you baby?" Harrison asks between deep panting breaths.  He nuzzles his face into the side of Wayne’s head possessively, feeling the slight scrape of Wayne’s stubble against his own and loving the rough texture.  "Or jack you off first?   Mmmm my baby…."

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xRP La Dolce Vita

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Harrison plants an impromptu kiss on Megamind’s forehead and then sits back up.   “Well you can’t just lay about on my desk all afternoon.  What do you want to do?  We could go shopping.  I could see if Wayne wants to join us.  I know you two have been experimenting with hanging out in non-villainous capacities.”  He looks around his desk, then shuffles some papers and uncovers the cookies.  He takes one for himself and puts the rest of the plate on his friend’s ribcage.

[Megamind gives a delayed and half-hearted swat at Harrison’s face after the kiss, honestly not bothered by it.] Hmm… perhaps. I was thinking more like pizza and drinks though—- ooh! [Surprised by the cookies, he grabs the plate and sits up, pulling up his legs to sit cross-legged on the desk and eat one without another thought, distracted.] 

"I’m up for drinks but honestly I had a big lunch," Harrison says, watching Megamind devour the cookies with amusement.   Then his eyes lit up.  "Oooh you know what we could do?  Go boating!  One of my VPs has been bragging about his new yacht and keeps saying I’m welcome to use it whenever I want."  Harrison beams at Megamind.  

"How about we spend the rest of the day sunbathing and swimming out on the lake?  I’ll bring drinky drinks."  He wiggled his eyebrows.  

[With a mouthful of cookies, he lets out a muffled “oooh” before swallowing.] I can’t say I’ve ever been in a boat before— er, that I didn’t steal for a villainous plan…! [He bites his lip for a moment.] You bring drinks, and I’ll bring pizza anyway for myself. There’s a shop just a few blocks over that pre-makes their pizza, already boxed and ripe for the stealing! They don’t even make a fuss when I come in~.

Harrison snorted.  ”We can pick it up on the way.  But you’ll pay for it.”  He pokes Megamind in the chest.  ”Or I will.  And you can borrow one of my swimsuits again.”

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xRP Bring Your Supervillain
youcanttrapjustice said:
<3 ((Chrome doesn't want to show the heart symbol))

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Harrison’s eyes widen as a woman who looks just like his mate kisses him out of nowhere.  ”Mmmm, Wayne?”  he sputters when she lets him go.  ”Baby did you get hit by another anon???”

[Wendalyn curls her lip at the mere thought. Even if the guy wasn’t a massive prick, she’d still turn the idea down cold. She controls who she’s with. Not dignifying his insulting offer with a verbal response, she instead hooks a foot under his seat and abruptly tips him out of it.]

Harrison wasn’t expecting that and he lets out a little “gaah!” noise as he falls to the ground.  His eyes flash with anger as he stares up at her.  

"Congratulations," he says, sarcasm dripping off every syllable.  Now the gloves are off and he’s pissed.   "You’re the first Metro person I’ve met who hasn’t outgrown their childhood bullying phase.   Does it make you feel all big and strong to push around someone much smaller than you?" Harrison sneers, getting up off the ground and dusting off his pants.  

"You gonna top off this pathetic display by throwing a dodgeball at my head?"

[Her grin is positively feral as she leans down to be on face level with the fuming businessman. Funny how that was all it took to ruin all of his showboating and teasing. He’s not smiling now and that is exactly what she wanted.] Oh, you misunderstand. This isn’t about power, this is about me hating every last one of you little blue fuckers and not wanting to kill you.

For the first time, Harrison is afraid.  Clearly this woman is unhinged! Someone this full of hate and with this much power?  The idea is terrifying and his eyes are wide as saucers.   “W-what?  Why?” he finally stammers out in a panic as he leans as far away from her as he can.   

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xRP meeting metro woman

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Harrison sighs, as all hope of accomplishing anything this afternoon flies out the still open balcony doors.   He slumps forward on the desk, wrapping his arms around Megamind’s head and lacing his fingers together on his chest.  ”You’re incorrigible.”  He nudges the side of Megamind’s forehead affectionately with his own.   

[Megamind unconsciously leans against the forehead nuzzles, grinning stupidly. He doesn’t move otherwise, just closes his eyes.] Why thank you. I try.

Harrison plants an impromptu kiss on Megamind’s forehead and then sits back up.   “Well you can’t just lay about on my desk all afternoon.  What do you want to do?  We could go shopping.  I could see if Wayne wants to join us.  I know you two have been experimenting with hanging out in non-villainous capacities.”  He looks around his desk, then shuffles some papers and uncovers the cookies.  He takes one for himself and puts the rest of the plate on his friend’s ribcage.

[Megamind gives a delayed and half-hearted swat at Harrison’s face after the kiss, honestly not bothered by it.] Hmm… perhaps. I was thinking more like pizza and drinks though—- ooh! [Surprised by the cookies, he grabs the plate and sits up, pulling up his legs to sit cross-legged on the desk and eat one without another thought, distracted.] 

"I’m up for drinks but honestly I had a big lunch," Harrison says, watching Megamind devour the cookies with amusement.   Then his eyes lit up.  "Oooh you know what we could do?  Go boating!  One of my VPs has been bragging about his new yacht and keeps saying I’m welcome to use it whenever I want."  Harrison beams at Megamind.  

"How about we spend the rest of the day sunbathing and swimming out on the lake?  I’ll bring drinky drinks."  He wiggled his eyebrows.  

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xRP Bring Your Supervillain

(( LOLOLOLOL I CAN’T BREATHE detective-phideaux-rex THIS IS HARRISON ))

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xRP Camping
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Aaaawwww… so cute!!

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Aaaawwww… so cute!!

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Anonymous said:
Rex and Harrison, "Aw c'mon, get a little dirt under your nails!" Rex convincing Harrison to go camping. Boyish charm meets a "NO." XD

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"C’mon, it’ll be good for you! You said you needed to get away from it all." Rex grinned, holding out a stick with a marshmallow impaled on the end of it.

Harrison glared at it and looked back over his shoulder at his -very expensive- camper equipped with a Jacuzzi and sauna. “Yeah no.”

Snorting, Phideaux shook his head as he rolled up his sleeves to his elbows before leaning forward.

"Watch and learn Little Duck." 

Letting his hands dip into the water, Rex remained still in a downward facing position.

At first, nothing exciting seemed to happen, that was until the Chinook began to swim around his shins…. between his hands….

Splash!

"Big heads up!"

The flash of silver and white of a large salmon flew in a flopping fashion through the space between only to smack the mega-billionaire right in the blue face!

Harrison watched the older blue man crouch in the water, but his strategy for catching a fish seemed to be ‘stand there and hope one swims between his legs’.  It was also painfully boring.  It wasn’t long before Harrison was looking around the woods — watching birds, examining the rocks in the water, and looking at the little tiny fish in the stream that were swimming near his blue toes.  God this was boring.  He should have brought his phone with him so he could create an internet bubble and skype Wayne or something.  

Suddenly he heard a shout and when he whipped his head up to face Rex, a slimy fish smacked him right in the face!!  

"Gah!!" he shrieked as the fish flopped down into the water in front of him.  "What the fuck!!" he gasped as he tried to wipe fish slime off his face.  

Feigning a groan of dismay, the detective placed his hands on his hips again to stare at Drake, “Aw, come on, Bambi! That was your dinner!” the fish swam away. For shame.” He shook his head with a deep heartfelt sigh. “Starving people all over the world, Thumper…”

"THAT IS IT!" Harrison roared.  He’d tried his best to be patient but the blue man had hit his limit.  He turned and stomped out of the water.  "I’m going home.  Somewhere with air conditioning and scotch and no bugs or rivers or fish trying to kill me!  Back to civilization!" 

He sloshed back onto shore and angrily grabbed his socks, trying to get them on over his wet, sandy, blue feet.  “And stop calling me names from Disney movies!” the blue businessman added indignantly as he struggled to pull one of the socks on. 

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xRP Camping xannnnnd harrison throws a temper tantrum
(( Headcanon - Harrison likes it when Wayne pulls his back to Wayne&#8217;s front like this.  He likes to lean against Wayne&#8217;s muscular body, it makes him feel very secure.  He&#8217;ll usually smile and look up at Wayne and try to tease his mate into kissing his giant blue head. ))

(( Headcanon - Harrison likes it when Wayne pulls his back to Wayne’s front like this.  He likes to lean against Wayne’s muscular body, it makes him feel very secure.  He’ll usually smile and look up at Wayne and try to tease his mate into kissing his giant blue head. ))

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xharrison/wayne

Marry a guy who is as smart as you and will challenge you. And can make you laugh. That is the most important.

» A former teacher of mine (via ilikemycountryrockinghowboutyou)  
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